You need to stop it now: Porn star Brian Pumper disses Rick Ross

So a couple of years back The Game (was it the game?) released info of Lloyd Banks allegedly being in a porn tape. Then the blame shifted to Ty Lattimore (did we ever confirm this? i dont watch gay porn), then B. Pumper (who bears a resemblance with Banks). So now this Da Vinci Code of a mystery has all gone back to Ross who Pumper thinks he can get his fledgling rap career (by fledgling i mean you have to listen to his godawful songs every time you try and fast forward one of his scenes) by taking shots at the Boss. Taking shots at REAL rappers when you can barely (w)rap a gift? calling him Po Po when you team up with your homeboy to bang a broad? shoot me now. I'd say you only need to watch this for the eye candy and the soul crushing fat man in a bear mask (he couldnt even get the physical parody thing right).

Mike Jones + T-Pain: Scandalous Hoes Part II

hell yes, the world NEEDED a part 2 to this gem from his first album which came out like 4 years ago.

Mike Jones is the streets!

eh what's with the people he collaborates with never being in his videos?

You need to stop it now: Fergie sings the national anthem..or does she?

what the fuck was this?

Papa Duck + Rick Ross: Look @ My Swag (Florida Boy)

other than Ross' verse, I have no words.

When Ignorant niccas attack: Chopper City disses Ness

These two have been going at each other for a minute, apparently they have learned nothing from the great cheesecake walk.

lol @ the Pirhana's looking like they are dying in the aquarium

lol @ Chopper looking like Lurch in that suit

lol @ "I am New Orleans"

lol @ the tough talk

Lil' Wayne: Prom Queen (Video)

this vid is actually quite dope. I'm 'slightly' interested in "Rebirth" since Prom Queen has 'slightly' grown on me.

props to weezy

Skull Gang: Drama Fold

The director of this does "DRAMATIC CUTS" very well. As for the song? no comment.

I'LL KILL A NIGGA FOR MY CHAAIIIN

Please talk about Saigon...

If not for his raps but for his certifications and trophies. please notice this man.

The Drama continues....French Montana responds to Hell Rell

I'm kind of losing interest in this, for one it's not as interesting as video/dvd magazine beefs from 2004 (the pinnacle of DVD thuggery), and French Montana isn't exactly as stellar a personality as he'd have you believe.

Tru Life + Memphis Bleek + Uncle Murder: That's The Recipe

Tru Life + Memphis Bleek + Uncle Murder: That's The Recipe


Is this how the Roc gonna get hot?

WHY NIGGA WHY? Part III

Since when did Jim Judas need a documentary?

Skullgang OnDaSpot freestyle

I'm still not impressed.

John Brown: Sarah Palin

I have no words for this shit

Sarah Palin

I know im late....

but i CANT be the only one that hasnt seen this yet



i mean...how the FUCK do we keep peace?

but in all reality, we need to stop the black on black crime. Not only to stop youtube vids like this, but for the children of tommorow

VMAS 2008: With added Elephants

8:16: T-Pain arrives in an elephant. Elephant? Clad in a T-Pain pendant. This is already ignorant. I love it.

8:19: Sway is in a helicopter. NIGGAS DONT DO HELICOPTERS!

8:24: Sway is still in a helicopter, can someone save this man? He looks malnourished in there.

8:25: "you're looking good up there" yes.

8:26: Oh my lord. Katy Perry has cameltoe. Miley Cyrus cant be ravaged yet, so i cant speak on that.

8:27: "I found this at a vintage store" ok Katy. why do all white people buy shit at a vintage store?

8:35: Kaba Modern performs to Ne-Yo's "Closer". They didnt do the leg thing, so the LOSE.

8:37: More Sway in a helicopter. This time...talking to the Jonas Brothers. How the mighty have fallen. "My daughter loves you guys:. Stop lying nigga

8:43: Christina Aguilera still lookin badder by the day. i wonder if the baby ripped her pom pom whole

8:44: Paris Hilton is still banging Benji Madden?

8:46: Slipknot. Damn near 40 years old and still wearing kids masks.

8:54: Ciara AKA "corey" is here. i can see her balls through her coochie/penis cutter dress

8:58: Jeezy pulls up in a Obama clad car. cool.

Who the fuck is Tokio Hotel?

Anyway, HERE WE GO!

9:00: Britney Spears and Jonah Hill this should be hilarious

9:02: It isnt.

9:03: WOW she is reading that teleprompter fast as shit

9:04: Rihanna and her forehead have arrived!

9:08: solid performance, i like how they were able to heft her ubelievable head.

9:09: Russell Bland is here.

9:10: and the crowd goes mild.

:10: Obama Joke.

9:11: Bush Joke.

:11: good palin joke.

:11: this guy's insane.

9:12: "use protection or BECOME REPUBLICAN"

9:12: The Jonas Bros. are crying right now.

9:15: Jamie Foxx!

:15: "Wake Up!" LMAO

:17: "Dont Shoot Me"- To T.I. LMAO

9:18: Britney Spears finally wins her first VMA. It woulda been great if they hadnt hyped it up for like a week before it happened.

9:27: Demi Moore.....i'd still give her the bizzzz.

:27: nice save by the gay dude for giving Demi the mic....that came out wrong.

9:29: does lil' wayne have a monroe piercing?

9:30: Jonas Bros. are performing on a soundstage, change channel

9:34: Do me a favor. Turn to VH1. Laugh. MTV are some mean bastards.

9:36: MTV is doing the VMA trivia shit during commercial. its like loading a game of NBA Live on Playstation One.

9:40: Teenage girls WILL do anything for cherry chapstick

9:41: Michael Phelps shows love to hip hop.

:41: Wayne is doing "Misunderstood", with Leona Lewis, new verse as well!

:43: "A Milli"!

:44: GOT MONEY! And Kobe approves!

:46: Standing Ovation #1. I dont know if it was hotter than T-Pains leather jacket.

9:58: What the fuck is "Twilight?

9:59: Paramore! Yellow Pants! Song really isnt that bad.

10:03: this show is about a 6/10 so far. if you are watching VH1 you arent missing anything

10:10: Shia Lebeouf could steal my girlfriend.

10:12: Pink is still alive?

10:23: MCLOVIN!!!!!

:25: Lil' Wayne wins Best Hip Hop award. 3 thank yous. god.family."yall".

:26: T.I! THATS NOT YOUR WIFE!

:27: T.I. has by far the best set of all the performances tonight

:29: T.I. performs "Live Your Life" with Rihanna. The new single apparently.

10:37: Corbin Bleu look like he could whip my ass now

:38: Christina Aguilera lookin like Catwoman. I liiiiikkkeeee

:41: the power rangers make an appearance!

:44: who is this anime character on my TV screen? WHO THE FUCK FUCK FUCK is tokio hotel?

:50: LL Cool J picks out lingere with Russell Brand.

:51: Paris fucks up less than 1 minute into being introduced, christ.

11:00: Kid Rock is up. the crowd goes mild. when did he switch to progressive country?

11:03: Lil Wayne and Kid Rock. And the crowd is still in their seats. Priceless. Not even Wayne can make Kid Rock cool again.

11:10: Kobe comes out to "Out Here Grindin". NOT the best choice of songs

:11: The TING TINGS BETTER WIN!

:11: They dont. Fuck Britney.

:12: Kanye time.

:14: And the "Love Lockdown" rumor is true.

:14: sounds like a house song. Kanye + Autotune

:17: I dont know if alot of people will uh.....like this new Kanye joint. I'm on the fence.

AND WE'RE DONE!

I dont know who this is, but the women in this are FIIIINNEEEE

boner +1

Cassie...step your game up

for once id like to see cassie not be in a video that looks like it was cribbed from the "how to be aaliyah" handbook.

at this point she should move on to porn.